Salman Khan: In for a five-year stretch
According to a story on the BBC, Bollywood superstar Salman Khan is in big trouble—because he can’t stop killing animals. In spite of bringing home the bucks in movie terms, he keeps, well, bringing home the bucks: in his case, poaching an endangered antelope. According to www.salmanonline.net, he’s going to have “five years rigorous imprisonment.” And that isn’t the end of it. Salman’s also facing two other court appearances after a 1998 hunting trip, as the BBC puts it, “when two black bucks were killed.”
According to his official fan site, Salman is “moody and unpredictable. Can be very caring, very protective, very loving, and also childishly petulant….” Clearly, on this occasion, he was an idiot.