Date This Vegan is a SuperVegan column in which we feature a reader in the New York metro area who is not only hot and smart, but also VEGAN and looking for love.
Fellas, meet Jim. Haven’t seen him around? Well, Jim says he’s not really into the vegan scene. He’s a self-proclaimed city man who’s looking for a sexy, physically active guy to play soccer and hike with him. If Jim and his date were stuck on the perfect deserted island, I imagine a typical day would run something like this: you and Jim take a short hike to Vegetarian Dim Sum House (yes, the deserted island is Manhattan!), followed by a bike ride around the island. Then, you and Jim pick bagels from the bagel trees and smother them in Ess-a-Bagel‘s tofu herb spread, which you always have on you because you know Jim loves it. After a game of — I don’t know which video games Jim plays. Street Fighter? Bubble Bath Babes? — you go back to your hut, put on some indie or house music, and make Jim dinner. Something with seitan. Something nice.
#1 reason to date Jim: He just looks like such a good date. I mean, c’mon, guys. Look at him.
Contact Jim at email@example.com. Send him a photo, and tell him more than your 9-5 and age. If Jim doesn’t get back to you speedily, don’t be sad — we imagine his inbox will be overflowing.
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