Last time I was in Toronto, I bought a veggie dog or ten from a regular ol’ street vendor for a toonie. Call me simple, but it brought me enormous joy to purchase street unmeats, right there on the sidewalk. Well Angelenos, follow my step-by-step guide and, you too, can buy your very own Not Dog:
- Buy a ticket to a Dodger game.
- Pay ($15-35) to park your car at Dodger Stadium.
- Traverse the appx. 30 minute obstacle course to actually park your car.
- Find your way to the concession stand at Level 7, Section 3-5.
- If attendance is low, and the Level 7, Section 3-5 stand is closed, don’t give up. Put some hustle in it and go over to Reserved Aisle 24. They should have them.
- Pay $6 for a Lightlife Smart Jumbo Dog on a Bimbo Bakery bun.
- Consume in three bites.
- Repeat steps 6, 7.
- Get back in your car.
- Make your way out of the parking lot–this may take upwards of an hour.
- Stop at Ralphs and buy a package of Lightlife Smart Jumbo Dogs for $3.
- If it’s Thursday, head to Vegan Pot-Luck Happy Hour at The Short Stop and tip Julie one of your pups and a toonie.
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