How to get some vegan action
April 18, 2006 12:57pm
If the hippie-mobile's a rockin...
If the object of your affections is the hippie chick or dude at the juice bar (oh, come on, we've all gone there), give these pick-up lines courtesy of VegNews' Sex and Romance Issue a whirl:
- If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
- May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
- Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
- Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
- Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
- What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
- Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
- Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
- I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
- How do you get your protein?
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