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Vegan Boys Are The Best

by Brownbird Rudy Relic
March 12, 2010 11:21am
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While I would never purport to being (even slightly) offended by the Vegan Boys Are The Worst song (which incidently got a lot of heat Vegansaurus recently and was the impetus of this post), I feel as a vegan boy and fellow musician that I must offer up a retort. Is this Biggie vs Tupac? Hardly.


But, this is New York City (SuperVegan Represent!) and when you get dissed you gotta go in and put that S on the streets. (see: Jay-Z vs Nas, LL Cool J vs Canibus, 50 vs Everybody)

Lyrics After the Jump!

Hey vegan girl with your laundry list of issues
Keep on crying
Now, here's a box of tissues
Some vegan dudes might be a mess
But last time I checked
This vegan boy was the best

My hairs always done up to the nines
So ever stylish
Well, I'm looking fine
Some vegan dudes might be a mess
Last time I checked this vegan dude was the best

You'll never catch me with Patchouli oil
Hemp sweater
Or being one with the soil
Some vegan dudes might be a mess
But last time I checked this vegan boy was the best

I might not be the one
To take to your AR function
Or have me throwing paint
on those ladies uptown
Well, I'm cruelty-free
And I'm being me
Not your regular cup of tea

And Frankly I don't give a fuck about yoga...

(Kazoo Solo)

Last time I checked this vegan boy was the best...
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  • 1.

    Comment by Jani Rossi on March 12, 2010 1:29pm:

    Thanks! After he said "And Frankly I don't give a fuck about yoga" I laughed throughout the solo cause it reminded me of this 50-year-old yoga instructor who has been hitting on me whenever she has seen me after I moved to this city :D Vegan Boys FTW!!
  • 2.

    Comment by Jason Das [www] on March 12, 2010 2:39pm:

    Fucking awesome. Thank you, Brownbird!
  • 3.

    Comment by Meganrascal [www] on March 12, 2010 4:07pm:

    Love it! Several thumbs up!
  • 4.

    Comment by Roseann Marulli on March 15, 2010 9:57am:

    Bravo, BRR!!!!
  • 5.

    Comment by doly on March 19, 2010 12:10am:

    YOU ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!

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