A New York production company is seeking talent for a pilot to be shot this spring: must be charismatic, cooking vegan. I wonder if this disqualifies raw foodies? “Please send a recent picture and some info on yourself, and if you fit the bill, we’ll set up an interview. No experience necessary, just be awesome.”

A friend of mine pointed out how “great personality” is generally industry-speak for “great at having sex with the producer.” But I’m an optimist. Not everyone’s as sketchy as Victoria, right? If you’re wary, there’s still some more mainstream options for vegan employment.

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