Not a Tofurky!
Peta2’s having a contest in which five winners will take home the latest vegan turkey innovation: Garden Protein’s Veggie Turkey Breast With Wild Rice and Cranberry Stuffing. It comes from Whole Foods and, though I haven’t tried it, I assume it’s better than a Tofurky (but then, I’d rather gnaw on a slab of rubber than eat a Tofurky).
Anyway, peta2’s clever twist is that in order to win, you have to spam your friends and family with a 500 word essay on why you won’t be eating a turkey this Thanksgiving. Way to start a thousand dinner-table arguments, peta2.
If you want to take this opportunity to make yourself a social pariah to all your relatives, more power to you. You have until Sunday to enter. I’m a wuss, so I’m going to surround myself with people who agree with me instead.