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Filed under: Humor & Comedy Sex
If the hippie-mobile's a rockin...

If the hippie-mobile’s a rockin…

If that certain something in the Spring air has you looking for some lovin’ but you just aren’t sure how to get it, you can always turn to the Dating, Personals, and Sex section of our vegan web directory. There you can find Nerve’s sex advice from vegans, several dating websites catering to veg*ns, and, if all else fails (or just won’t do), vegan personal sex doodads.

If the object of your affections is the hippie chick or dude at the juice bar (oh, come on, we’ve all gone there), give these pick-up lines courtesy of VegNews’ Sex and Romance Issue a whirl:

  1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
  2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
  3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
  4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
  5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
  6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
  7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
  8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
  9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
  10. How do you get your protein?

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