Somebody Call The Vegan Police!
I don’t drink water. It doesn’t have any flavor. It isn’t fruit-colored and it doesn’t have tiny bubbles up all in it. Frankly, it would be better with a little bit of sugar in it. Or Aspartame. Now that’s delicious!
Okay, okay, I’m joking. I love water. And, being from New York City: I love our tap water. It’s tasty. I was actually drinking some when I ran into this on Gizmodo:
New York’s water is delicious—and filled with tiny crustaceans called “copepods”. (Making it possibly not kosher)
So. Like. Dude. If there’s little shrimpies in the water, does it mean that it’s not vegan?
Should I stick to Diet Wild Cherry Berry Dr. Pepper Max with a Hint of Lime from now on?