Billy Martin, Lawyer to the Cruel
Fresh from defending animal abuser Michael Vick, lawyer Billy Martin has moved on to another animal enemy – Senator Larry Craig, who was a total horror on animal protection issues in Congress. Apparently the Johnnie Cochran-wannabe has a penchant for representing those who are absolutely no friend to animals.
However, there’s a side of humor to all of this. Best pun-filled headline and story ever? Postcards from the Pug Bus’ Larry Craig Hires Michael Vick’s Lawyer to Beat Cockfighting Charges.




6 Comments
babaganoush
on #Is he a Johnnie Cochran-wannabe because he emulates and aspires to be like him or just because he’s a black lawyer? I don’t know anything about the guy, but from reading this article I sense a racial association. If another woman ran for the Democractic nomination would she be a Hillary wannabe?
Jason Das
on #Dammit, Patrick, you broke our unofficial wall of silence on Michael Vick!
Patrick Kwan
on #“Johnnie Cochran-wannabe” as in Cochran’s legacy of defending obviously guilty people like OJ Simpson. Sheesh.
greentangle
on #I had the same reaction as baba. Pretty much every famous defense lawyer has a legacy of defending “obviously guilty people”.
vegansrock
on #And the defense lawyer with the legacy of defending obviously guilty CELEBRITIES is Johnnie Cochran. Get over your PC nonsense.
Iwannabejohnnie
on #“Get over your PC nonsense.” Is this coming from a guy calling himself “Vegan Rocks?” On a website that pops an artery over some dogs? Wow. I guess these are the End of Days…