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Livi & April in the kitchen: F**ckin’ Turducken!

A couple of weekends ago, April and I were possessed by an undying yearning to create a vegan turducken. Neither of us have ever had turducken, so the yearning wasn’t borne of a primal craving for Cajun sweet meat. (I go to Popeye’s on April Fools when that happens.) Instead it was rooted in the desire to veganize something profoundly absurd.

Our journey into the world of strange stuffed unmeats began on the hottest day of Summer at May Wah, a mecca of Asian-style mock exotic animal parts. There we had our pick between several vegan varieties of mock chicken and duck. We ended up going with a very cheap cartoonish chicken the color and density of yellow Play-doh. It was molded into a poultry profile complete with a drumstick, a wing, a decapitated neck, and a homogeneously bumpy texture meant to simulate plucked chicken skin. (Oh, no detail was spared!) The duck was a bit more authentic; it looked like something you might find at a Brazilian churrascaria. Our turkey options were limited to a tofu-skinned wheat blob, as we could find only one egg-free loaf. All the ingredients cost us only $12.

Once we got back to April’s place, we slipped into our bathing suit bottoms, opened some beer, and popped the first season of Dallas into the DVD player. We were officially ready to rock! Our approach was quite simple. We sliced the turkey in half and piled duck chunks on top of of one half. We then placed our chicken atop of the pile before tossing on more duck chunks and finally the turkey top. After inserting a few dozen toothpicks to give our turducken stability, I caringly basted it with a homemade marinade of olive oil, Bragg’s, cider vinegar, and garlic. We then surrounded the alterna-beast with baby carrots and chunks of potatoes before baking it for about 45 minutes. (You can watch our exciting turducken photo tutorial here!)

Staying true to the first four letters of its name, the turducken tasted kind of crappy. At least, April and I thought so. Jason D., my girlfriend, and April’s omni roommate all felt differently–the three of them cleaned their plates.

It should come as no surprise that a brief tour of “vegan + turducken” on Google proves other vegans have had this idea before. LeftyMom created a traditional turducken using a smorgasbord of Chinese mock meats and a Tofurky holiday loaf. Beverly made a more porky Tofu-cken (pictured here) using vegan bacon, Field Roast sausages, and veggie dogs stuffed into a Tofurky holiday loaf. Pink Haired Girl took direction from Vegan with a Vengeance and stuffed chopped squash into another whole, larger squash. Sure this may be a far Hippier cry from traditional turducken, but it also looks the tastiest. (I’d bob for that turducken any day!)

6 Comments

  1. Comment by

    Patrick Kwan

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    Well, some things were never meant to be made vegan. But this is totally going to show up at my Vegan Thanksgiving Leftovers party along with the Tofurky Disguise Kit.

  2. Comment by

    sewster

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    Eeewww…I agree with Patrick. Well, good try. But thanks for alerting me to the May Wah website. It reminds me that I need to go and get me some veggie Barbeque pork – now that’s good eatin!

  3. Comment by

    Jason Das

    on #

    Can I propose this amazing “Eskimo Pie” as your next project, please?

  4. Comment by

    Ethan Swift

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    Sounds good ya’ll. I struggled with my own recipe this thanksgiving. I went with a soy based approach. I stuffed an garlic herb marinated tofu into spicy mushroom tempeh into seasonally seasoned seitan. I used a spiced nut mixture as the dressing in between the ‘meat’ layers. I haven’t tried it yet…Tomorrow is thanksgiving. So happy to all of you! Hope your birds, mock birds and vegetables feasts are amazing whilst u share in familial love.

  5. Comment by

    Ruby

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    It seems the crucial ingredients you skipped were the delicious stuffings for your in-between layers. A good vegan stuffing can transform (almost) any faux bird into a delicious meal. Funny, though. I can’t believe the ridiculous yellow bird!!!

  6. Comment by

    Zeke Fabian

    on #

    Your recipe are something different.Something that someone will curious of,but its good.
    I like it,I want to taste it soon.
    I try to experiment about that kind of food.

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