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Nicholas Cage’s Eating Habits Just As Weird and Lame As His Movies

Filed under: Celebrities Stupid

To some unfortunate, uninformed few, veganism will always be strange; a bit of mockery and misconception come with the territory. But, I swear to you. Veganism will never out-strange Nicholas Cage’s eating habits.

The once-viable-star-turned-over-acting-bad-haircut-having-financially-irresponsible savant might just take the cake for saddest, weirdest, smack my face and shake my head diet ever.

“I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl”

A vegan diet is not only practical, but it’s ethical and environmentally-conscious too. Nic Cage’s diet? Stupid, weird and sad – just like his acting (see below).

4 Comments

  1. Comment by

    AL

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    This story is stupid. Why is this on supervegan?

  2. Comment by

    BrownbirdRudyRelic

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    @AL

    Don’t you know? I contribute the “stupid” stuff to Supervegan. I get paid the big bucks to relay the asinine and inconsequential.

    My stories are the equivalent of the hair that gets caught in your shower drain. Thanks for reading!

  3. Comment by

    Dan Mims

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    I enjoyed it, personally!

  4. Comment by

    piquo55

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    I like your stories, Brownbird. Keep it up.

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