To some unfortunate, uninformed few, veganism will always be strange; a bit of mockery and misconception come with the territory. But, I swear to you. Veganism will never out-strange Nicholas Cage’s eating habits.

The once-viable-star-turned-over-acting-bad-haircut-having-financially-irresponsible savant might just take the cake for saddest, weirdest, smack my face and shake my head diet ever.

“I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl”

A vegan diet is not only practical, but it’s ethical and environmentally-conscious too. Nic Cage’s diet? Stupid, weird and sad – just like his acting (see below).

4 Comments

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   Comment by

   AL

   on May 20, 2010 at 11:25 am #

   This story is stupid. Why is this on supervegan?

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   Comment by

   BrownbirdRudyRelic

   on May 20, 2010 at 11:31 am #

   @AL

   Don’t you know? I contribute the “stupid” stuff to Supervegan. I get paid the big bucks to relay the asinine and inconsequential.

   My stories are the equivalent of the hair that gets caught in your shower drain. Thanks for reading!

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   Comment by

   Dan Mims

   on May 20, 2010 at 3:45 pm #

   I enjoyed it, personally!

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   Comment by

   piquo55

   on May 23, 2010 at 9:40 pm #

   I like your stories, Brownbird. Keep it up.