Such Glorious Hair!
Slate’s recent feature, ‘Why is meat the most shoplifted item in America?’, brought to mind a scene from the film Light of Day, in which Cleveland sibling rockers Patti and Joe, played by real-life vegetarians Joan Jett and Michael J. Fox, furtively stuff steaks down the jacket of Patti’s small son. “I’m cold, Mommy.”
We’ve never caught anyone shoplifting luckily. I think we like to ignorantly believe no one would steal from a small, independent business. But we seem to think our spices get stolen because we never remember selling any, yet they always seem to be missing here and there.