Slaughter a squid: buy an iPhone!
Apple CEO Steve Jobs still creeps into lists of “famous vegans.” But he’s not vegan, and never has been. If the leather iPod case wasn’t evidence enough, see the brand new iPhone ad entitled “Calamari.” Wow, a phone that lets you watch Pirates of the Caribbean (a natural choice, seeing as Steve’s the largest shareholder in Disney), only to have your appetite whetted for some tentacled chow. So you switch over to the local search (Google Maps-powered, just like SuperVegan’s restaurant guide) and pick out a seafood restaurant. Eat some squids, buy an iPhone. Yay.