• Companion animals are a more significant cause of global warming than SUVs, claim two New Zealand scientists (slash critical thinkers!) in their book, Time to Eat the Dog?: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living. According to the ABC article on the book, authors Robert and Brenda Vale say that cats’ and dogs’ carnivorous diets are the problem. Well, hey, plenty of dogs live healthily vegan. Problem solved. Bejesus. Now what about humans’ diets?
• Russia plans to send monkeys to Mars. Why not just send humans, hmm? Space radiation, NASA says, and the solution? Radiate squirrel monkeys here on Earth, and proffer funds to the med schools that participate in testing.
• Vegansaurus takes Natalie Angier down with fire and facts! Joshua Katcher, too, with pictures. Do it to it, guys!

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