Woody Harrelson (Beach Towel Not Pictured)
There’s a recent profile of Woody Harrelson in Scotland’s Daily Record, with tons about his vegan diet: bright eyes, clear skin, lots of energy, blah blah blah. And then there are the true gems.
He poops at least “four times a day” and, somewhat casting doubt on that first claim, says he was sleeping with three women a day at the height of his Cheers fame. We also learn that Lindsay Lohan avoided Woody Harrelson on the set of A Prairie Home Companion so as to avoid lectures on her lifestyle. Finally there’s the beach towel he invented, six-foot round, “The idea being when the sun moves, your towel doesn’t have to.” Get this man a reality show!




2 Comments
Olivia Lane
on #Obviously, Woody Harrelson is brilliant, but I think I’d avoid him too.
The poop thing reminds me of this sticker.
April
on #Can I get a “I’m vegan and I don’t poop three times a day” sticker?