Oh, The Onion, you slay me with your hilarious lampoon of horse jockeys/horse beatings. Watch to find out who’s Horse Torturer of the Year!
Jockey Liam Hollins The Favorite To Brutally Whip Horse To Kentucky Derby Win
Aaaand, ‘sNice Soho opened at 150 Sullivan St. between Prince and Houston streets.
Vegan food truck The Cinnamon Snail will leave its usual parking spot in Jersey to find a temporary home in Hell’s Kitchen Sunday 11 a.m.-4 p.m. at W. 39th Street and 9th Avenue. Amazing vegan doughnuts, people!
Passout Records in Williamsburg will reopen this summer as a 24-hour vegetarian burger joint. And bring on the vegan shakes, please!
And finally, I encourage you to date Julie! As one astute commentator notes, she is pretty.