While I would never purport to being (even slightly) offended by the Vegan Boys Are The Worst song (which incidently got a lot of heat Vegansaurus recently and was the impetus of this post), I feel as a vegan boy and fellow musician that I must offer up a retort. Is this Biggie vs Tupac? Hardly.

But, this is New York City (SuperVegan Represent!) and when you get dissed you gotta go in and put that S on the streets. (see: Jay-Z vs Nas, LL Cool J vs Canibus, 50 vs Everybody)

Lyrics After the Jump!

Hey vegan girl with your laundry list of issues
Keep on crying
Now, here’s a box of tissues
Some vegan dudes might be a mess
But last time I checked
This vegan boy was the best

My hairs always done up to the nines
So ever stylish
Well, I’m looking fine
Some vegan dudes might be a mess
Last time I checked this vegan dude was the best

You’ll never catch me with Patchouli oil
Hemp sweater
Or being one with the soil
Some vegan dudes might be a mess
But last time I checked this vegan boy was the best

I might not be the one
To take to your AR function
Or have me throwing paint
on those ladies uptown
Well, I’m cruelty-free
And I’m being me
Not your regular cup of tea

And Frankly I don’t give a fuck about yoga…

(Kazoo Solo)

Last time I checked this vegan boy was the best…

5 Comments

1. 
   Comment by

   Jani Rossi

   on March 12, 2010 at 1:29 pm #

   Thanks! After he said “And Frankly I don’t give a fuck about yoga” I laughed throughout the solo cause it reminded me of this 50-year-old yoga instructor who has been hitting on me whenever she has seen me after I moved to this city :D Vegan Boys FTW!!

2. 
   Comment by

   Jason Das

   on March 12, 2010 at 2:39 pm #

   Fucking awesome. Thank you, Brownbird!

3. 
   Comment by

   Meganrascal

   on March 12, 2010 at 4:07 pm #

   Love it! Several thumbs up!

4. 
   Comment by

   Roseann Marulli

   on March 15, 2010 at 9:57 am #

   Bravo, BRR!!!!

5. 
   Comment by

   doly

   on March 19, 2010 at 12:10 am #

   YOU ARE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!